bloopers reel: round 1.

most bloggers take absolutely stunning pictures; even candid photos look amazing, with perfectly parted hair, wide-open eyes, and just-so situated clothing. and you sure can bet that i'm definitely envious of that. i had wanted to start a blog for a long time, but was so worried that my pictures wouldn't be up to par with what was out there. i am, by no means, a photogenic person, nor am i terribly knowledgeable about my camera. bryan takes about 20 pictures for each outfit and i barely find 5 or 6 where i don't look ridiculous. i imagine that there are probably several girls out there (at least) that hesitate to start a blog because of the same reasons i had. while i may share decent pictures of my outfits, be assured that many of them are not remotely attractive. plus, i couldn't hide these gems from you.

let's start with one of my favorites.

ah yes. the sleazy eye. it's as if i see some super smokin' guy across the room and i'm giving him a, "oh hello. come hither" stare. 'suuppppp.

from our lovely trip to new york city. you knew i was sassy, but not pursed-lips-wagging-a-finger-in-the-air sassy. now it's been captured. move along, sista.

oh yeah, i was trying out some new poses and my neck got stuck. i seem to have a permanent kink in it. and it's apparently made me deranged. don't stare directly into my eyes or i may attack you.

blah blah blah blah blah. bryan, make sure you get the detail on this, and did you already get the belt? is my hair messed up? are my bangs friar tucked? is there crap on my face? am i sweating? HELLO?!

a smirk and a wonky eye, always a good look. i feel like i'm channeling sylvester stallone. be jealous.

oh yes. pictures from the beer fest. i haven't posted these yet, but it was a cute outfit. here i am, chowing down on some french fries. just lovely.

i know that you can't tear your eyes away from these sexxxy pictures, so just feel free to make them your background picture. or you can just print them out and put them in your room.

whatever you're comfortable with.