A Hardcore Player from the Streets

I couldn't help but notice this OG pimp making his way down the street. Good Lawd, just look at that gait! Every time his front paw comes down, you know a dozen bitches be quaking in terror.

Straight flossing in that fur coat! You know you're at the top of your game when you got your boys taking care of your shit, and all you gotta do is walk away after you're done. Maybe scratch up with your back legs to show that you handled your BUSINESS.

Look at that G's eyes, man. You know he's seen some crazy shit that no ordinary person could even imagine. He's lived through it all, those world-weary, hardened eyes speak volumes of a life of decadence, excess, and violence.

Oh shit! Is he about to poop the trunk??